January 3, 2018
- You’re addicted to winning. We are a competitive little herd!
- You actually do change lives and it gives you one hell of a high.
- You believe in things like accountability and integrity – there’s no wiggle room for settling for less on either of those attributes!
- You actually enjoy the people you work with – you even spend time together outside of work!
- You’re insanely handy with a golf club (even if you can’t make the ball go where you want it to.)
- You can’t stop walking around the office every time you pick up the phone.
- You understand that ‘get me a Panther’ means grab a coffee and not a jungle cat.
- You adapt well to change because s*!t be forever changing around these parts.
- You hashtag everything and even when you don’t want to, you can’t help it #obsessed.
- You still don’t understand how to press ‘reply’ instead of ‘reply all’ to every group email.
- You eat a lot of chicken. We really love our lean proteins.
- You celebrate everything, the tiny wins as well as the big ones.
- You understand the importance of failure so you learn to fail fast and keep moving towards the goal.
- You understand what move fast, think slow means.
- You make your boss buy you drinks just because.
- You spend a lot of time eating from food trucks and you don’t feel bad about it.
- You clap randomly and apparently for no reason at all.
- When you hear Bert Miller yelling ‘what day is it?’ (You are prepped and ready to hear him coming down the office with his bullhorn!)
- When there are always coladas in the kitchen! (Where do they keep coming from?)
- Snack time is a real thing and there is a seriously developed food barter system.
- When Dominic Tucci seriously states that Bourne Ultimatum is his favorite movie (seriously what is that?)
- When Richard Ledesma rolls his eyes at you (you’re truly in the gang then).
- When Richard Sharpe comes in every day dressed like he’s famous. (He may actually be!)
- When you get called bro, for no apparent reason.
- There is a bottle of bourbon somewhere on the premises… at all time. Period.